Thursday, August 24, 2006

My Very Energetic Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune...Pluto?

PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

Jerks.

4 comments:

  1. "My very energetic mother sent us nougats". -Ryan

    ReplyDelete
  2. What? Pluto has always been the second best one. This kinda hurts. If anything, those gassy planets should go. If I were Pluto I'd be outraged.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Residents of Pluto should write complaint letters!

    ;)

    ReplyDelete